Johnny, oh, Johnny,
Oh, where is your cat?
He's lost in the cellar
And that - is that.
Teddie, oh, Teddie,
Oh, where is your goat?
He's down at the pool
Where he's learning to float.
Linda, oh, Linda,
Oh, where is your pig?
He's gone to the store
To pick up a new wig.
Norman, oh, Norman,
Oh, where is your frog?
I bought him some sneakers
And taught him to jog.
Shirley, oh, Shirley
Oh, where is your duck?
He's off at the races
And trying his luck.
Nothin' yet.