The Woman Who Cobbled Swiss Cheese in it's orginal form is adorable. However, we thought we'd put our own spin on the same story just for fun.
There was a man, lived in the alps,
Who liked to eat Swiss cheese.
Every time he was offered it,
He always said, “YES PLEASE.”
One day he woke with such a start,
He cried, “What will I do?
For the holes of every piece I ate,
Are in me through and through.”
He ran to the doctor and the doctor said,
He said with repartees;
Take these gum balls, they’ll fill the holes,
And you will feel at ease.
In haste he poured the gum balls in his mouth,
To fill up every spot.
To his misfortune the holes were filled
With rainbow-colored dots.
Nothin' yet.