Higgledy piggledy cowpat,
What d'you think of that?
Daisies from their fingernails,
Birds' nests in their hair-O,
Dandelions from their ears,
What a dirty pair-O!
Higgledy piggledy cowpat,
What d'you think of that?
Came a prince who sought a bride
Riding past their doorstep.
"Quick," said Mrs. Lazibones,
"Girl, under the water tap."
Higgledy piggledy cowpat,
What d'you think of that?
Washed her up and washed her down
Then she washed her sideways,
But the prince was far, far away,
He'd ridden off on the highways.
Higgledy piggledy cowpat,
What d'you think of that?
Nothin' yet.