Oh, You Can't Get to Heaven | Bible Song Lyrics and Beginner/Easy Piano Sheet Music

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Oh, You Can't Get to Heaven is an echo song. The following collection of verses are the best we were able to find, and are the most suitable for kids.

Lyrics for 'Oh, You Can't Get to Heaven'

Oh, you can't get to heaven,
(Oh, you can't get to heaven,)
On roller skates,
(On roller skates,)
'Cause you'd roll right by,
('Cause you'd roll right by,)
Those pearly gates.
(Those pearly gates.)
Oh you can't get to heaven on roller skates,
'Cause you'd roll right by those pearly gates.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
In an old Ford car.
'Cause an old Ford car,
Won't get that far.
Oh you can't get to heaven in a old Ford car,
'Cause an old Ford car won't get that far.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven
In a limousine.
'Cause the Lord ain't got,
No gasoline.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a limousine,
'Cause the Lord ain't got, no gasoline.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
In a Sabre Jet.
'Cause the Lord ain't got,
No runways yet.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in a Sabre Jet,
'Cause the Lord ain't got no runways yet.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
On a Honda bike.
'Cause you'll get halfway,
Then you'll have to hike.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a Honda bike,
'Cause you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
In our row boat.
'Cause our row boat,
Won't even float.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in our row boat,
'Cause our row boat won't even float.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
In dirty jeans.
'Cause heaven's got,
No washing machines.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven in dirty jeans,
'Cause heaven's got no washing machines.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
On a pair of skis.
You'll schuss right through,
St. Peter's knees.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven on a pair of skis,
You'll schuss right through St. Peter's knees.

Oh, you can't get to Heaven,
With powder and paint.
'Cause it makes you look,
Like what you ain’t.
Oh, you can't get to Heaven with powder and paint,
'Cause it makes you look like what you ain’t.

And that's the end,
St. Peter said.
As he closed the gates,
And went to bed.
And that's the end St. Peter said,
As he closed the gates and went to bed.


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